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« on: October 06, 2007, 09:08:42 PM »

  Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. 
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swagreese
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 12:04:40 AM »

                                         
I thought it would not be so hard to buy a laptop in this country. That is my spot to put one thousand to get my MacBook Pro. Buun, but it's not that easy, just living in  Romania. Emag command that every man and I contact a sales lady. "Sorry but the importer does not have product in stock that can occur after September 7. E crisis                                         
 MacBooks, I say. But let's see if I find the pseudo-store Apple Iulius Mall Timisoara. Have you got it, but did not have in stock tomorrow morning will tell me if I can make it.                                         
 You realize, like I ordered a limited edition Ferrari not a fucking laptop. Obviously, one morning they called me and I chose to call directly from importers. Surprise, laptoapa                                         
 was a stock and I could send in 24 hours.jocuri cu motociclete
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swagreese
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2011, 12:05:17 AM »

                             
For adult men, the game feels good, fun, fun, especially contributing to reenergizarea. Decisive contribution to the annulment and fatigue, as in this case an element of psychotherapy.jocuri  3d                             
For children, play often involves, besides the nervous consumption even the simplest games, and exercise, unlike adults where it is entirely missing. We often see kids playing football, cycling or walking, not playing backgammon or chess on a bench in a quiet place as adults usually do.                               
Some games are difficult, others are simple. Depending on age and ability of understanding and action, children show different preferences for the game, as the transition from one stage to another mental development. Your toddler tends to participate in the big games, but often fails to incorporate the conditions imposed by the game. A child with a stronger personality does not resign, but efforts to cope. Others, with a weaker personality, quit, telling his <<Ei are mari…eu are mic….>>. For older children easy games not of interest, because it enables them to train, to show off their power game with their colleagues.                             
There are several things to note: first, the game strengthens a child physically, print them taste performance and the means to achieve them. Secondly, the game creates skills for teamwork, to synchronize their actions with others, in order to achieve a common goal. A third, the game causes a good mood, the humor, giving the man the opportunity to look for one for all others and have fun, like giving more zest for life.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2011, 12:08:25 AM »

                                         
I would like to make a clarification: I do not mind criticism, language bothers me. On this we can not suffer!                                         
Can I be critical of anything. You're right. One can say that criticism is an indicator of what faci.Si The more vehement, the more it means you are on track. And I do not like                                         
 spam! Delete it immediately, although we have had situations where I had to delete the same message 5-6 times.jocuri cu  motociclete
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2011, 12:12:56 AM »

                             
The first two factors postulated by Aptera (1982 - after Wyer & Collins, 1992) to affect interest features humor production information. They are:                             
1. Reinterpretation of a situation resulting from exposure to new information should not replace the interpretation that had seemed to be correct. In other words, new construction of reality should not alter one's perception of reality created initially apparent or implied. (Not replacing)                             
2. Perception of reality which is stabilized by new information or value to be diminished in importance relative to the apparent reality that was originally assumed. Diminishing finally construct will require elaboration. (Decrease)jocuri cu fotbal                             
Aptera's assumptions (1982 - after Wyer & Collins, 1992) about the irreplaceable and mitigation are found in other theories of humor. Neinlocuirii assumption is similar to Koestler's hypothesis (1964 - after Wyer & Collins, 1992) that humor requires the simultaneous two plans done in the same experience. Thus, an event that does not discredit someone's intelligence is funny only if the initial suggestion proved to be false.
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2011, 08:24:59 AM »

   
There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to take a radical decision. A decision that maybe it will change your life. Only when I think about it I feel an empty  stomach.jocuri cu motociclete
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2011, 08:28:41 AM »

   
Good.STECF I found 'it in search of a mythological dictionary and I'm Well I do not stop there, other sections may   
are very interesting, and the medieval music I really liked,being fan of classical music is really interesting to know it has been before, from what was started. congratulations  for your site, even If you can not be seen as a living, too much has been done right from the very started.jocuri cu barbie
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