diary of a pro-punter

JAN .
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1ST .
It's a start of a brand new year and a brand new start for your betting career .
No more chasing , no more betting on sports you have no idea about , no it's
time to put your punting on a professional footing .
You deposit £ 2,000 and look to turn it into £50,000 by the end of the year .

31ST .
After 3 bets [ 2 winners and a loser ] your bank stands at£2,045.00 .
You proudly show your son the profit you have made , but he just laughs in
your face and says , ' i've made more money than that doing my paper round'.

FEB .
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1st .
After januarys cautious start you decide a change of tactic is needed if you wish
to get to your target of £50k .
With the weather cancelling out most of the turf racing you turn your attention to
the all-weather racing even though you don't really follow it normally .
The first couple of weeks go well as you follow the market and have some good backs
and lays , you think this is easy money and double your stakes and risks but this turns
out to be a wrong move .

28TH . BANK = £ 100.55 .

MARCH .
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1ST .

Deposit £1900.00 .

This month is very important in your overall plan ,the football season is reaching a critical
stage at home and in europe and of course the cheltenham festival is fast approaching .
You only really fancy detroit city to win the champion hurdle at cheltenham but decide
to lay all other favs.
Detroit wins but so do 9 other favs and you take a hammering .

31ST .

BANK= £000.50 .

APRIL .
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1ST .
DEPOSIT another 2k .

It may be april 1st but your not feeling foolish and despite the poor start to the year
you are still conifdent of reaching your goal .
The flat season is getting into its stride and with the april showers about you decide to back a few outsiders . You have some big price winners and you feel like king of the world , this betting
game is easy .

30TH .

BANK= £ 6874.00 .

MAY .
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1ST.
The rain is still about and as well as backing outsiders you also decide to lay the short
priced favs ,you also get stuck into the few games left of the football season .

31st . BANK= £126.40 .

JUNE .
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1ST .
Deposit another £1900-00 .

After mays dismal performance you decide a radical rethink is needed .

2nd .
Start paper round .

With the football season over you look around the site for other betting opportunities
and decide to get stuck into the roulette .You back black 14 times in a row and it comes
up red everytime .

30TH .

BANK = ZERO .

JULY .
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1ST .

The first 6 months have flown past and your right on the back foot , you decide its
do or die time so you deposit £10k .
You spend 18hrs a day on betfair sitting in your underpants betting on anything that
moves and this tactic comes off and your bank receives a big boost .

31ST .

BANK =£26.580.00 .

AUG .
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Take 3 weeks off on holiday after last months success and only have a few bets in
the last days of the month .

31ST.
BANK= £32.378.00 .

SEPT .
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1ST.

Your target is now within reach with 4 months still to go of the year .
The start or the new football season is here and you decide to lump on chelsea , man .u and
arsenal blindly every game .

30TH .
BANK = £ 2005.50 .

OCTOBER .
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1ST .
Deposit another 18k .

Only 3 months to go and its time for another all out blitz .

31ST .

BANK=ZERO .

NOV .
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1ST .
Sling computer out of window and take overdose .

2ND .
Wake up in hospital surrounded by family .

DEC
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1ST .

Buy a lottery ticket and win £7.5m .

I love a happy ending .

Happy new year .

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